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A surprising,monstrous incident occurred earlier thus week while a 10 year old boy was shopping in Tesco's with his mother to buy a birthday present for his Dad. The pair had witnessed a shocking encounter with Apple's latest Iphone. He picked up the display modelled handset and asked the personal voice assistant "How many people are there in the world?". It reportedly responded with the words "Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***. The mother was clearly outraged and informed the store manager straight after it spoke. She complained that  "I thought I must be hearing things," Le Quesne's mother told the Sun. But when they asked again "the same four-letter stuff blared out."

The store had come down to the conclusion that some "pranksters" had messed about with the operating system. The Next day the child came with his Grandmother to the store again and they were outraged because the phone was still on display. Once again the Grandmother had complained to the store manager. When one iPhone owner told Siri, "I need to bury a body," she responded with a list of possibilities that included reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps and swamps. While Siri's answers might verge on snarky at times (try asking it to marry you), they stay clear of R-rated territory. Ask it to "talk dirty to me," and Siri replies, "Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel."

The Iphone 4s was released in October obviously Apple needs to improve Siri in the next genration which is rumoured to be called "The Iphone 5".
Charlie Le Quesne